• regular fans: OH MY GOD IS HE GONNA DIE
  • me: no, he signed a two year contract, he's good


why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 3am

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*gets gay married during the purge*

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Actual representation of America.

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everyone’s always going on about pureblood and muggleborn culture in hogwarts but what about the halfbloods

they’re the ones who know all the lyrics to the weird sisters songs and bastille songs they crush on the chosen one and tom hiddleston they go to both walt disney world and the quidditch world cup final for summer holiday and use magic to fix their laptops they’ve got the best of both worlds

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When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

is that how parents feel

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